Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy birthday, you big mass of hardened lava, you!

My calendar is telling me that it’s Earth Day today!

How could I forget? I didn't even get it a present. To make up for it, let's all break out the ice cream and cake and sing happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear earth
Happy birthday to you!

Now do a jell-o shot!

C'mon, you're a big planet, you can take it...

Oh, wait…what?!

You mean that’s not what Earth Day is for?

It’s some crappy tree-hugger thing instead?

So no party?

No ice cream and cake?

Oh, man!


Hey kids, did you know Earth Day started in Seattle?

Are we surprised?

No, we are not.


Oh, here’s a fun site if you’ve never been. Try to find your house!

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