Hug this!

My apologies.

I realize I may have offended some people the other day by referring to Earth Day as some crappy tree-hugger thing. I don't want people to think that I'm not eco-conscious or environmentally friendly because that's not the case at all.

I just hate tree-huggers.

I'm kidding!

Wow, you people are too sensitive.

I have nothing against tree-huggers or Earth Day. In fact, go this

site

if you don't believe me.

I'm going to go out and hug a tree right now.

Or maybe just fondle some grass.